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youngstero:

how can peach and mario just like casually play tennis with the giant dinosaur turtle monster who is always threatening both of their lives? they all just set aside their pasts to have a good old game of tennis? also did bowser raise bowser jr. himself? is bowser a good father?

asialondon:

grown ass shit.

helpfvl:

when u hear someone talking shit about someone u hate

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sluttiest-virgin:

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

me everyday 

mcporno:

hello i’d like to hire an assassin? yes the target is me please murder me

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